Don't go wheeling quickly across a dark assed parking lot in the dark, while it's raining like a bastard. Did I mention it was dark?

Why not?

Because a parkin' lot speed bump might reach up and kick your ass, chucking your narrow ass rather un-ceramoniously (Did I spell that right? Do I care?) into the parking lot. In the dark. Guess what? it was raining. Hard.

So my ass hurts, but at least there's a reasom this time. I also tweaked the middle and right-of-middle fingers on my right hand a bit. They hurt a little right now.
Oh yeah, my back, and especially the implant, is a little unhappy right now.

Oh yeah, I'm a little wet, from laying in the damn parking lot puddle (figures there'd be one there huh.) which I'm going to take care of in a minute.

Couple of off duty nurses came along about 5 minutes later and hooked me back up with my ride, which of cource had scooted just a bit out of my reach.

So next time you're tempted to haul ass across the parking lot on a dark rainy night, don't.