10: Sun considers...buying Apple.
9: Sun considers buying Netscape.
8: Compaq does buy Digital Equipment.
7: Let's call that product "Bob."
6: Let's call our sons Maverick and Dakota.
5: We only need two digits in the date field.
4: Windows 95.
3: I said I wanted Adobe, not a doobie.
2: Windows won't work without the Explorer browser, your honor.
1: Java is just a programming language.
When pressed for a serious response on the matter, McNealy responded: "I can't
comment on rumors, no matter how
accurate or silly they will be."