Beepilepsy The brief seizure people expierence when their beepers go
off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy
facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Cube farm An office filled with cubicles.
CLM (Career Limiting Move) Used to describe an ill-advised activity.
Being the 3rd guy at work to get a DUI in 2 weeks.
Keyboard plaque The disgusting buildup of dirt found on your
keyboard.
Mouse potatoe Online generation's version of the couch potatoe.
Ohnosecond The picosecond in which you realize that you just made a
biiiiiig mistake.
Prarie dogging When something loud happens in a cube farm and everyone
popps their heads over the wall to see what it was.
Salmon day The expierence of swimming upstream all day only to die in
the end.
404 One who is clueless, from the WWW error message "404 Not Found"