"RULES GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW"
1) If you think you're fat, you propbably are, and asking us about it won't
make you feel better.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can
find the perfect present.
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
6) Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7) Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not special, it's just like every other
cat.
8) Shopping is not a sport.
9) Anything you wear is fine. Really.
10) You have enough clothes.
11) You have too many shoes.
12) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
13) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
14) A headache that lasts for more than 3 days is a propblem. See a doctor.
15) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
16) Check your oil.
17) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than decieved.
18) It's neither in your best interest or mine to take the quiz together.
19) Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. All
comments are null and void after 7 days.
20) If you don't dress like Victoria's girls, don't expect us to act like soap
opera guys.
21) Don't rub the lamp if you don't wnat the genie to come out.
22) You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done,
but NOT both.
23) Women wearing wonder-bras and low cut blouses loose their right to
complain about being stared at.
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